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DID Banter
Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 10:19AM Life with DID, sometimes the simplest tasks turn into the next World War. It's only been recently that I've found the humor in these arguments that are part of my existence. If not, it would probably drive me batshitcrazy.
Scene: It's 45 minutes before I have to leave for work and I am picking out my outfit for the day.
::thinking:: It's going to be freaking hot today! What will be the least hot outfit I can wear? Oh, but I have two meetings today...what is going to be the most comfortable for sitting on those damn chairs again?
Part 1: Don't wear a dress, they can see your tattoo
Part 2: No one cares about it, just wear the grey dress.
Part 1: Of course people care, she HAS a reputation and a tattoo makes her look skanky.
Part 3: Shut up, forget the dress for reasons of the tattoo, you look more professional in the black pants and stripped shirt.
Part 1: The striped shirt is scratchy. I am not going all day with that on.
Part 4: No BLACK!!! You wore black yesterday.
Part 2: Yeah, but she's killed her favorite brown shoes, they look awful. MUST WEAR BLACK.
::::loud banter back and forth:::::
Me: Since none of you are actually doing the working at work, why don't I just pick what I am going to be comfortable in?
Part 1: Because you dress like an old lady. Obviously you need style advice.
Part 2: Yeah dude, if it were left up to you...you'd have cardigans and velcro shoes.
Part 3: HA!! Velcro shoes, good one.
Part 4: Seriously, you can't even remember what you wore yesterday. Not a trustworthy sign.
Me: Well, at least you guys agree on one thing.
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